The Functional Squeezie - 12 pack

$24.00
$24.00

Caffeine free pre-workout for everyday training built to improve athletic performance through functional supplements.
Addiction is REAL!

Are you unable to hit a good lift without a 150mg+ can of "energy?" We understand what caffeine withdraws feel like because our family & friends have suffered.

Scient-Backed Formula

By combining the most studied supplements like Organic Beetroot powder & Creatine, you'll achieve the pump you love so much without any harsh crash mid-workout.

  • Fast-acting energy for training and performance
  • Increased strength, power, and muscular output
  • Better hydration and electrolyte support
  • Improved blood flow, pump, and workout intensity
  • Greater endurance with VO2 max and time to exhaustion support
  • Locked-in focus and mental sharpness
  • Sustained performance without caffeine jitters or a crash
  • Added recovery support through antioxidant and anti-inflammatory ingredients
  • Built to help you push harder for longer
Pocket-Sized Energy

Our honey "squeezie" fits seamlessly in your pocket or bag. Perfect for right before a lift, run, or sports game for focused energy.

Quick Carbs Nutritional Antioxidant

Organic Raw Unfiltered Honey

Sourced from the Yucatan Peninsula and tested pesticide-free, our honey is never heated above 100 degrees F, helping preserve its natural nutrients for clean, quick, sustained energy.

Strength Cognition Muscle Building

Micronized Creatine Monohydrate

The most researched supplement in sports nutrition, proven to support strength, muscle growth, power, and cognitive performance. Micronized for faster muscle absorption.

Increased Blood Flow Dietary Nitrate Supports Heart Health

Organic Beetroot Powder

A natural source of dietary nitrates that increases blood flow for a better pump whilte supporting VO2 max, endurance, and time to exhaustion for stronger, longer-lasting training performance.

Antioxidant Cognition Anti-inflammatory

Organic Ceylon Cinnamon

Rich in antioxidants with natural anti-inflammatory properties, and Ceylon cinnamon is prized for its naturally lower coumarin content that cassia, with, warm, smooth flavor.

Focus Mental Clarity Stress Management

L-Theanine

An amino acid that promotes calm, focused energy, helping improve mental clarity, concentration, and performance without jitters or crashes.

Antioxidant Anxiety Reduction Anti-inflammatory

Organic Ground Vanilla

Rich in antioxidants with natural anti-inflammatory properties, plus vanilla's key compounds are also studied for antimicrobial activity, while adding a smooth, subtle flavor.

Electrolytes Minerals Thyroid Support

Iodized Pink Himalayan Salt

Provides sodium for hydration and muscle function, plus added iodine to support thyroid health and electrolyte balance during training.
Zips Functional Squeezie Red Bull Ryse Pre Scoop Other Honey Packets
Caffeine FREE
Creatine & Beetroot
$2.00 Per Serving
NOT Artificial

FAQs

When should I take these?

Take one Functional Squeezie before you workout or with your breakfast in the morning as a quick carbohydrate.

How is this different from other honey packets on the market?

We pack in 7 functional supplements into one packet vs other honey brands who have on average 3 supplements. They are on average $1.50 more expensive per packet and rely on caffeine for energy.

Who can take these?

These packets are for athletes of any skill. From Ironman athletes to our grandparents who take them before walking. All are welcome!

Does it have caffeine?

No caffeine! Caffeine is proven to diminish sleep quality, cause anxiety & jitters, & is not a sustainable source of energy. We rely on our incredibly sourced honey and other functional supplements.